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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you think a lot of sociopaths' parents kill themselves for having brought such disgusting evil into the world? How much shame and disgust must they carry?

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Anxiety and anger may explain how parenting styles shape life satisfaction - PsyPost

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

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No way

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

The nine-armed octopus and the oddities of the cephalopod nervous system - Ars Technica

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

2 women diagnosed with colon cancer in their 30s share their symptoms that were missed - Business Insider

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks